Hi, my name is Samantha Felstein. I'm vapid, shallow, and mildly attractive. Here is "a list of crap no one cares about".

I'm a gay man trapped inside a pretty teenage girl's body. I'm 19 years old. I share my birthday with Zac Efron. Hablo un poco español. I want to be a gold digging trophy wife. I enjoy receiving and answering questions. I'm a patriotic, bogan, Aussie sheila. I'm materialistic, narcissistic, a little bit sadistic, and I have double standards. I'm a swimming teacher. I'm in a band. I want to go on Wallaby camp. I hate going to the dentist. I casually read Wiki pages in my spare time. I'm addicted to Minesweeper. I want to see a black gospel choir. I find Taylor Lautner repulsive. I am terrible at typing. I would like a pet snake, some exotic fish, a seahorse, a ferret, and a macaw named Richie. I have some strange dreams. I think I'm the only "Samantha Felstein" in the world. I want to go fishing.

I like sports. I swim and play netball. I support the West Tigers, Sydney Swans, Waratahs, Sydney Swifts, Sydney FC, and all the Australian teams. I'm super keen for London 2012. I like fashion, especially shoes. I like the beach and waves, but have no surfing skills.

I will post the most random array of all mentioned above. I will often queue a lot of posts and spam pictures of people.

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